June 12th, 2002 - 10:53 a.m.

A complaint, a girl, and snobbery.

Absolutely deplorable, this weather. Bah. �The Great White North.� The liars! I demand restitution. This awful thickness of the atmosphere. Suffocating heat. Unbearable dampness. Am not constructed for this inelegant season.

Encountered a girl with gorgeous eyes yesterday. Luminescent hazel fringed with black lace. Sadly, the rest of her left much to be desired. The poor creature had chemically fried her hair, painted her lips a horrid shade of pink, and left her breasts only lightly covered with some polyester horror. Ill made shoes, brick like on her feet. A tattered red tote. Pants too tight, but not made to flatter. And the manner in which she conducted herself, so very graceless and crass... sigh, another in need of a new wardrobe and finishing school. People really must try harder to be attractive. Honestly now, for the sake of aesthetic!

Common mistakes in the pursuit of style:
-too much makeup, or badly applied makeup (Please realize the majority of you would look much better au natural.)
-designer knockoffs (Unless worn in sarcasm, of course! But designer knockoffs are on the whole badly constructed and simply cause the wearer to look worse.)
-sheep mentality (Simply because some starlet is causing a stir, does not dictate that one should hop upon the whole mess. Fashion is consistently in flux, but one�s basic style ought not. No more Louis Vuitton monogrammed bags, please, they do not provide an aura of wealth and status, just stupidity.)
-self consciousness (When one goes out for the day, one must project confidence and nonchalance. Fretting over clothes simply will not do.)

But then, some of the general population is just ugly, and cannot be saved. For their sake, I hope they are at least intelligent and of winning personality.

N.

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