May 31, 2002 - 2:11 a.m.

Alliteration used as a device to make attacks with produce even funnier.

Bobby was boisterously berated with bananas.

Ann and Adam always atrociously attacked Amy with apples.

Pepper pickling Paul was painfully pummelled with pineapples prior to posting the posters pertaining to the prize.

Mad Mandy monstrously mangled Madeline with mangos.

Can Candice carelessly clobber Carol with carrots?

Conspicuous Conan contemptuously caned Cordelia with cabbages.

Rash Rashida relentlessly raked Roy with radishes for running recklessly.

Bill boyishly bopped Brianna with broccoli for belittling baklava.

Oscar offered to officially organize opening oratings regarding the outrageous outbreak of olives in the oval office.

Ross rudely reenacted Rana�s riotous rooting of rutabagas for reserved Rob.

Tenacious Ted tackled tentative Terry ten times with tender turnips; Terry turned and tried to tickle Ted with toast.

The pope publicly punished poor Petunia with plump pumpkins.

Lecherous Larry lithely lashed lyrical Lucy with lichees for her leering.

The wench Wiona made Winston weep by wantonly whipping watermelons.

She seriously suggests you surrender to this stream of silliness. Ahem. Hope you had a good laugh, I know I did.

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