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April 1st, 2003 - 3:39 a.m. Manner in which to become a stylish clich� in an over-designed bar. -wear all black with inherited jewellery, preferably diamonds set in anything but yellow gold -be an unpublished writer -order a cocktail titled after Hemingway, constructed of absinthe and champagne -smoke imported cigs -maintain a rich Jewish painter boyfriend, 16 years one's elder; whom is paying for one's series of psychotropic medications -hold an expression of poised pensiveness, punctuated with occasional deep laughter at passers-by -speak politely to incompetent staff in slightly aggravated tone -sigh meaningfully at measured intervals N. �
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