March 4th, 2003 - 1:55 p.m.

Perturbing list, and a hat.

Perturbing things:
-hair cuts (and the daunting hair cutting process necessary in the horizon)
-telephonics
-inane chatting on issues of global disaster and child rearing
-uncalled scepticism, presented in uncouth format
-attempted conversions of computer belief systems
-needing to communicate vocally when doing so requires too much energy
-uncooperative dirt
-the application of sheets to a bed
-a lack of foodstuffs entertaining to the taste buds
-sleep
-skittish kittishness
-requiring dire assistance
-momentary lapses in memory
-another's ineptitude in deciphering simple concepts
-stubbornness, a flat refusal to understand
-insistence that everything coincides with one
-Louis Vuitton monogrammed baggery
-moments of muddledness

And, hat for your amusement, after that semi-bitter list.

Oui, c'est amusant.

N.

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